Gnocco

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Holy crap.
First of all, don't get too used to me reviewing places like this. Second of all, holy crap. Again. So I went here on Monday for my dad's birthday. Lovely atmosphere, really nice/helpful/non-overbearing waitress. It seemed there were a lot of birthdays happening there.

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Yadda yadda yadda ... this is the pizza I got


I know, right?!!!!!!!!
it's called the Vegetariana ($13.50) and I'm not positive but I think it had olives (kalamata?), artichoke, eggplant, mushrooms, and cherry tomatoes. It blew my mind.

Bro homes loved it too

I recommended this place the next day to some friends who went there that night and I got this email the next day:
Subject: Why
Body: Didn't you mention that HOT HOT bartender who works at Gnocco? Even though I suspect he moves his wedding band to his pinky finger to throw potential big spenders and tippers off the track. Additionally - the food was amazing. Thx.

Needless to say I'll be going back on not a Monday to assess this situation for myself. 

Pros: Unreal bartender, backyard seating
Cons: Bartender wasn't working when I went there



Gnocco
337 E. 10th Street (btwn A and B but closer to B)
New York, NY 10009